“Watch Out America, Here Comes Colin Frissell And He’s Got a Big Knob!”

It’s been 6 long years since the world (and by "the world", I mean me) was introduced to Kris Marshall, aka Colin Frissell, in the GREATEST ROMANTIC COMEDY OF ALL TIME, Love Actually. In my infinite curiosity, I decided to IMDB my boy Colin and see what projects he’s got in the works. Let’s just say I was not exactly pleased with what I saw. Easy Virtue? Really? That Jessica Biel-headlined trainwreck? No, Colin, no. That just looks bad. And the tagline: “Let’s Misbehave!” Yawn. Snore. *Shoots self in head*

Look, I know the economy is bad and I understand that a dude's gotta make a buck, but you are so much better than this. You’re really cute and funny and you’ve got a British accent. Stateside, you're Prince William without the weird family. I would love nothing more than to see Mr. Frissell in another grand romantic comedy…perhaps starring alongside another one of my favorite foreigners, Rachel Weisz. I mean, it doesn’t even need a plot. Hell, I’d pay $8 to see this dynamic duo play Battleship for two hours.

Note to self: possible movie title: Love is a Battleship = box office gold.

xoxo, K